Give to the poor!

Alright, everyone was right: college students are broke! It's confirmed. I am poor and the socks i'm wearing as we speak are not mine, the ramen noodles are beginning to taste like sewage, and let me not even think about textbooks for next semester because I might have to borrow from the library!!! Ok gas to go up to NY... at least 100 bucks and where is that gonnna come from? Hmmm... there should be a book or website out about how to make quick and easy money in college because we are all poooorrrrr! My mother warned me, my father warned me, my friends warned me. First couple weeks here I was sure whatever i'll be fine: lets eat at the Olive Garden, let's go to Busch Gardens, let's go see Incubus. Couple months later, hey where's all my money?!? Wish I listened...